Longtiime no Listz

ABC, easy as 123!
a) pretzels
b) friends who pay for my parking tickets
c) lysol and other cleaning products
d) cheap gas at cumberland farms
e) NICE cops
f) making an ass of myself
g) saunters through greenwich village
h) seltzerr
i) huge dunkin donuts iced coffees
j) nice roommates
l) looking for alaska by john greene
m) showerss
n) head massages
o) getting shwasted
p) seeing old friends
q) union square
r) cumberland farms gas
s) rav4'z not getting stolen
t) weird men from ct
u) waaaaaaah noise
v) clean sheets
w) money in da bank
x) socks
y) sneakers
z) Kirsten Michelle Skwara